To My Sister on Her Birthday

Yet Another Birthday Ode:

Oh my dearest Kari,

You are a beautiful, top-notch sibling

Even though as children

There was a lot of quibbling

You're always there for me,

Just a simple call away

Or a boring 3 hr drive

Through fields of corn & hay

You've taught me many things

About life, love & laughter

And how to love our men:

The runner & the fantasy baseball drafter

You make everyone around you smile

With your warm & caring ways

And you're on your way to making

"Wine & Cheetos" a household phrase

Oh my dearest sister,

You are my friend, indeed

Though I am a silly sister

And in a drawer I done peed

Until we are united

Once again in the town of Vern

I send you birthday greetings

And for your face I'll yearn

So happy, happy birthday

You sweet and slightly-old lady

I hope to be your Alice

As you're my Carol Brady

Here's to you, my life-long pal

I pray your day is sweet

And here's hoping that Sean will cook

and lovingly rub your feet

This is the last line (I promise)

To celebrate your day of birth

I cannot wait to hug you,

With all my strength & girth

Love you, Kari! Looking forward to celebrating your birthday soon. Mom & dad are bringing your gift home with them next weekend. Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!